she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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