can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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