DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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