i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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