All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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