Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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