Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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