Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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