Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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