Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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