Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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