My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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