put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Is it because I queefed?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
