I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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