she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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