Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
BRING THE BAGELS
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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