I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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