Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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