This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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