remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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