Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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