I should be sponsored by Trojan
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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