What a fucking waste of an outfit
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We had sex on a dog bed..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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