Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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