Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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