so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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