Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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