Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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