okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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