Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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