why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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