No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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