im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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