Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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