so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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