So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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