Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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