playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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