just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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