Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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