I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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