shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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