NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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