I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
zippers are such a cool invention
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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