the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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