i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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