its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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