Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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