My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I love you.
Bad choice
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