dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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