Non-Jews are for practice
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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