matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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