Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
