i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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