No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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